Home Alone & Bad Santa

Monday, December 19, 2022

Home Alone & Bad Santa

I like the classic, warm-hearted stuff, like Rudolph and Frosty and even a Hallmark Channel Christmas movie or two, but I have a particular fondness for Billy Bob in Bad Santa.

And the episode of Married With Children when Santa falls out of his sleigh, dead, into poor Al Bundy’s backyard.

These are “twisted Christmas stories” with it all going terribly wrong. Which is, actually, a lot of reality for all of this season and year ‘round: things going wrong. Bad to worse. Cascading series of linked problems.

It all presents THE question: what are you going to do, when caught up in one of these blizzards of trouble, of things flying off the rails like a model train ‘neath the tree with too short a track at too high a speed?

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